Ryan Brown
Things from which I derive feelings of inadequacy

  1. spelling bees
  2. french classes
  3. creme brulee recipes
  4. motorized vehicles
  5. treadmills
  6. the existence of natalie portman
  7. people who can draw things intricately on grains of rice
  8. the words tertiary and facsimile 
  9. john glenn
  10. and buzz aldrin
  11. The Winter Vault by Anne Michaels
  12. rubix cubes
  13. my pancreas 
  14. white people who speak Chinese
  15. also black people who speak Chinese
  16. mostly just people who are not Chinese but speak it
  17. Siberia
  18. cavities