Ryan Brown
Good things that happened today

  1. I discovered that avocado and lawyer are the same word in French. I’m not sure yet why this is important, but it is, it definitely is. 
  2. My Dante professor from last semester had a wedding announcement in the New York Times. In case you were wondering, “The bride and bridegroom met at Columbia, from which they both received master’s degrees in Italian and doctorates in comparative literature, and from which the bridegroom graduated.” Not written but certainly implied: BRILLIANT BABIES WILL BE FORTHCOMING.